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Turns Out, I’m In A Villain Clan!
by MyriadWriter
"F**K! I'm dead!"That was the first word I muttered after regaining my memories from Earth.Reincarnating into a world of cultivation should’ve been a blessing. Adventure, immortality, power—what’s not to love?But then I remembered what my family did.My sister just broke off an engagement with a crippled young master—definitely a future protagonist.My mother ripped a Dao Bone from my cousin and gave it to me—guaranteed future revenge arc.And me? I’m already a third-rate villain: bullying weakling…
Der Milliardär steht hinter mir
by Reese
Nach sechs Jahren, in denen Hazel Ashworth Julian Grayson geliebt und ihn buchstäblich mit ihren seltenen Blutspenden am Leben erhalten hat, ist sie nur noch drei Tage davon entfernt, seine Frau zu werden, als er anruft, um ihre Hochzeit abzusagen.Der Grund? Ihre Halbschwester Ivy wurde mit Krebs im Endstadium diagnostiziert, und ihr letzter Wunsch ist es, stattdessen Julian zu heiraten. Hazel muss mit Entsetzen zusehen, wie Julian ihr handgefertigtes Hochzeitskleid zu Ivy bringt, die plant, es …
Der Mondfluch: Eine zweite Chance mit Alpha Draven
by Paschalinelily
Meredith Carter war einst der Stolz ihres Rudels – bis der Mondfluch sie als wolflos, unerwünscht und eine Schande kennzeichnete. Gedemütigt, verlassen und von ihrem Schicksalsgefährten abgelehnt, dachte sie, die Mondgöttin hätte sie verlassen.Aber ihr Fluch hatte eine grausame Nebenwirkung – wilde, unkontrollierbare Pheromone, die Männer vor Verlangen und Abscheu wahnsinnig machten. Ein Duft so berauschend, dass er sie zum Ziel machte.In der Nacht, als sie verstoßen wurde, als ihre Pheromone au…
Harem System: Spending Money On Women For 100% Rebate!
by User_Name_Triple
[Ding!][Cashback System Activation Requirement Met!][System Binding In Progress...!][System Successfully Linked!][Spent $1,000. 10x Critical Hit. Earned $10,000. The money has been transferred to account XXX-XXX-XXX][Spent at least $1,000 on a beautiful lady. Received 1 lottery ticket. Do you want to use it?][YES][NO]Kyle was a man that has never had any luck in life and he was on the verge of ending it all after being fired from his minimum wage job due to a customer's complaint which turned ou…
Building The Strongest Family
by Mysterious_Ghost
[Ding........ ][System Binding.......] [10%..........][20%..........][40%..........][60%..........] [80%..........][100%........][ Congratulations, Host! The Strongest Family System has been bound! ]----------------------------“Huh? I’ve transmigrated…” Arthur muttered, his voice barely above a whisper as he surveyed his bewildering new surroundings. Confusion washed over him like a tidal wave.-----------------------------Arthur was just an ordinary corporate worker, an overworked cog in the re…
Madam’s Identities Shocks the Entire City Again
by Brother Ling
Qiao Nian lived in the Qiao family’s house for 18 years before her biological parents found her. Suddenly, all the wealthy families in the city knew that the Qiao family had a fake daughter!A true daughter of an affluent family would be talented, gentle, and kind.A fake daughter would not be able to pick up any skills and accomplish nothing.Everyone wanted to see how miserable she would become when she went back to her ravine after being kicked out of a rich family!Qiao Nian also thought that he…
The SSS Ranked Villain's Return
by Lukas142
--WSA 2025 ENTRY--Neraxis saved the people and wiped out the monsters, but instead of cheers, he faced silence and a glowing blue text:[Task Failed Successfully!][Rating Generated: SSS-Rank]"The hell does that even mean?" he muttered, finding the situation a bit strange.Before he could process, the so-called heroes—who had hidden while he fought—emerged. He waited for gratitude, only to feel a dagger pierce his back.The only girl he loved stood behind him.She betrayed him.The crowd and heroes? T…
Supreme Dragon Martial Soul
by Madman of Shu
Martial Soul, the essence of innate talent, encompasses the grade of countless stars, with one to three stars being Low Level, seven to Nine-star being Advanced, and a Ten-star Martial Soul as a Heavenly Gifted Spirit, known as Spirit Martial Soul, one in ten thousand! The world asks Luo Cheng: “How many stars is your Martial Soul? What grade?” Luo Cheng stares at the endless galaxy within his Martial Soul and mutters:"That's a lot of billions, it's hard to count!"
Mated to Four Alphas
by Sweet_pie22
Silas has never feared Alphas. Naturally strong and unaffected by their pheromones, he constantly clashes with them. But this unique trait becomes his downfall when, on his 18th birthday, his mate rejects him—choosing his stepbrother, Ciel, instead.Wounded and betrayed, Silas leaves the pack, unaware that his life is about to take a turn he never imagined. In the enemy pack, he crosses paths with four powerful princes—Damon, Theron, Kael, and Lysander. They take him in, but the situation grows …
Young Master's PoV: Woke Up As A Villain In A Game One Day
by The_One_Who_Was
"Now you see?" she shouted in a tone that was somewhere between annoyance and disappointment. "You can’t outsmart Scrients! They’re the most intelligent beings across the two realms!""You’re right," I muttered, averting my gaze with a solemn sigh. "I made a mistake. I was arrogant to think a mere human like me could fool them."—BOOM!!"...Wh-What was that?""Hmm? I’m not sure. Maybe you should go and ask the most intelligent beings across the two realms. Oh wait! You can’t. I killed them all."---M…
My Billionaire Ex-Husband Chase Me Back
by PurpleLight
[COMPLETED]Arabella Donovan sacrificed her youth solely for her husband. However, he divorced her because she could not bear children for him, causing her great pain.Bella decided to disappear from his life.Five years later, she returned to the country with her adorable son.Her peaceful life started to get disturbed when her ex-husband chased her back the moment he found out she was giving birth to his son.But now, she wasn't the same Bella she used to be. She is an entirely different person. **…
Armipotent
by HotIce
This is a work of fiction, any names, characters, stories or events, are fictitious! (Even the country in the story is just the author's fantasy as the author never visited those countries in the story)Armipotent is an archaic adjective meaning "strong in battle." Basically, it refers to someone who is physically tough in war. Originally, it was used to refer to the Roman god of war, Mars.=====================Tang Shaoyang, an orphan who dropped out of the middle school to fight on the street as…
Der schwächste Biestzähmer bekommt alle SSS-Drachen
by Dagzo
"Drachen und ihre Nachkommen beherrschen die Lüfte, das Land und die Meere... die Menschheit überlebt in den Ritzen und träumt von einem Comeback."Macht kommt von dem Biest, das du zähmst.Wölfe, Falken, Schlangen, Spinnen, Chimären, je stärker deine Beschwörung, desto strahlender deine Zukunft.Pech für unseren Protagonisten.Als alle anderen Salamander, Adler, Trollhunde (nicht Doge) oder Tiger beschworen, bekam er... Nun, sagen wir einfach, das Einzige, was in der Nahrungskette noch niedriger st…
Transmigrated: The Lycan King’s Pet
by Missnormal
Suddenly, the door burst open, flying a meter away from its position. A figure stood at the center of the doorway, his chest heaved heavily. His sharp claws glistened in the dim light. His raven black hair was ruffled, and his eyes were silvery grey.“Master…” I muttered, a small smile curved on my lips. ‘He came at last.’The temperature dropped as his overbearing aura crept into every corner of the room. Damon didn’t charge or growl. He just walked forward slowly, calmly, as if he had all the ti…
I Became An Immortal On Mortal Realm
by Let me laugh
Reincarnated as the son of the Duke in the Qi Dynasty, Fang Wang's mind housed a Heavenly Palace, where his consciousness could enter to cultivate. He could practice any cultivation technique or secret art to great perfection, only emerging when it was truly perfect. No matter how long he spent in the Heavenly Palace, in reality, it was but a moment's time.At the tender age of sixteen, Fang Wang stumbled upon the mythic realm of martial arts, unbeknownst to anyone else.However...One day, Fang Wa…
Verstoßen und Schwanger: Beansprucht vom Dunklen Alpha-Prinzen
by Light_ray
"Ein verstoßenes Omega, ein Dunkler Alpha Prinz und ihr verdrehtes gefährliches Schicksal."Amelie Conley, die älteste Tochter einer verehrten Alpha-Familie, sollte einst das stolze Vermächtnis ihrer Familie weiterführen. Als sie jedoch sechzehn wurde, gelang es ihr nicht, ihren Wolf zu erwecken, was ihr den verächtlichen Titel - der Fluch der Conley-Familie - einbrachte.Mit achtzehn fand sie ihren vorherbestimmten Partner und trug sein Kind, in dem Glauben, endlich eine Chance auf Glück bekommen…
Das Bedauern des Alphas: Die Rückkehr der verratenen Luna
by GoddessKM
[Erwachseneninhalt][Nur 18+] [Erotik]"Dann lass uns unsere Gefährtenbindung auflösen und einander ablehnen! So kannst du Claire zu deiner offiziellen Luna machen!" Addisons Brust hob und senkte sich heftig, ihre Atemzüge waren vor Wut unregelmäßig."Wer hat gesagt, dass du gehen darfst? Du gehörst MIR!" Zion wurde wild und brachte Addison zurück in ihre Gemächer und verschlang sie drei Tage und drei Nächte lang..."Ich werde dafür sorgen, dass du an dieses Bett gefesselt bist und deine Beine so sc…
Mein Vampir-System
by JKSManga
Die menschliche Rasse befindet sich im Krieg mit den bösartigen Dalki, und als sie mehr denn je Hilfe brauchten, meldeten SIE sich. Menschen, die sich seit Hunderten von Jahren im Schatten versteckt hatten, Menschen mit Fähigkeiten. Einige entschlossen sich, ihr Wissen mit dem Rest der Welt zu teilen, in der Hoffnung, den Krieg zu gewinnen, während andere ihre Fähigkeiten für sich behielten. Quinn hatte durch den Krieg alles verloren, sein Zuhause, seine Familie, und das Einzige, was er geerb…
Bambi and the Duke
by ash_knight17
Disowned for being a human, Vivian was taken in as a maid at the age of seven by the Carmichael household. Serving one of the most respected and elite pureblood families in Bonelake, there were rules. Rules that must be followed by all servants and maids.Like everyone else, Vivian was repeatedly reminded not to disobey the rules. But before she could learn to blend into the background like the other servants, the Duke's young son calls to her, “Bambi.” And all hell breaks loose.-----"What? Never…
Der Alpha: Der Anspruch auf die Tochter seines Feindes
by i_want_to_sleep
## REIFER INHALT! ## "Warum hast du Narben?" Plötzlich wechselte Iris das Thema, als sie Cane in die Augen sah. Sie hielt sich immer noch an seinen Ärmeln fest. "Dein Vater hat sie mir gegeben", antwortete Cane. Er dachte, Iris würde sich an dieses Gespräch nicht mehr erinnern, wenn sie aufwachte. "Das muss so schmerzhaft sein." "Das sind sie." "Werden die Narben heilen?" "Ich glaube nicht." Die Nacht hat dich in der Tat verletzlich gemacht und dich etwas sagen lassen, was du im Hellen nie…